"I'm just pretending to be drunk."
Chester Chief
"We are what we drink."
Donna War Chief
"Sorry guys, I won't be in Taiwan."
Julie Healer
"Drink, pray, love."
Shani Hunter
"Salty hair, don't care."
Cindy Prophet
"This guy is single."
Andy Scout
"Please don't tell my wife."
Jake Warrior
"Wine is the medicine, traveling is my energy drink."
Peggy Archer
"It feels good to be lost in the right direction."
Asia Farmer
"Better an oops than a what if."
Lenny Merchant
"We need more toilet paper."
Arthur Elder
"Let me ask my wife."
Jim Elder
